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Jimney Jam Jibber

American M.C, Jimney Jam Jibber, was unaware of the major role that the tiny country Norway would play in his amazing life while he was growing up in a small Farmhouse in Texas. Jimney is one of 15 brothers, everyone of them named Jimney (he dropped the Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, after being thrown out of High School for a large number of bizarre circumstances, some of them to be mentioned laterbut I will say, one of them involves a Donkey, two red headed midgets, and some strange smelling cheese). During the legendary High School incident, Jimney met and fell deeply in love with a beautiful Norwegian Foreign Exchange student named Frida. Only two weeks after he met her, Frida mysteriously disappeared while milking a goat. Jimney vowed he would never stop searching for Frida after her mysterious disappearance. 5 years later, Jimneys successful Toothpick Company made plans to destroy 800,000 acres of protected Rain Forest. Environmental activists from all over the world protested, but in the end Jimney got his way, and the project continued... The project was one tree away from completion when suddenly, a freak lightening storm forced the workers to stop. Jimney decided to use this to his advantage, and make the chopping of the last tree a symbol of his victory, so he organized a huge media event. When he and the media circus arrived, they were surprised to see that someone had chained themselves to the final tree... It was Frida. In front of all the cameras and reporters, Jimney ran straight to Frida with his eyes filled with tears of joy, and he promised her that he would replant the entire forest, change his ways, and sell his Multi-Billion Dollar Toothpick Company and move to Norway if she would say yes to his marriage proposal, right then and there, at that very moment... She said "yes". The wedding was held in Norway. Frida mysteriously disappeared once again a year later (this time there wasnt any goat milking involved). Jimney joined a band with Fridas Norwegian cousins, and as he tours the world promoting his new hit single, "Its A", he still continues his search for Frida to this very day.

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American M.C, Jimney Jam Jibber, was unaware of the major role that the tiny country Norway would play in his amazing life while he was growing up in a small Farmhouse in Texas. Jimney is one of 15 brothers, everyone of them named Jimney (he dropped the Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, after being thrown out of High School for a large number of bizarre circumstances, some of them to be mentioned laterbut I will say, one of them involves a Donkey, two red headed midgets, and some strange smelling cheese).  During the legendary High School incident, Jimney met and fell deeply in love with a beautiful Norwegian Foreign Exchange student named Frida. Only two weeks after he met her, Frida mysteriously disappeared while milking a goat. Jimney vowed he would never stop searching for Frida after her mysterious disappearance. 5 years later, Jimneys successful Toothpick Company made plans to destroy 800,000 acres of protected Rain Forest. Environmental activists from all over the world protested, but in the end Jimney got his way, and the project continued... The project was one tree away from completion when suddenly, a freak lightening storm forced the workers to stop. Jimney decided to use this to his advantage, and make the chopping of the last tree a symbol of his victory, so he organized a huge media event. When he and the media circus arrived, they were surprised to see that someone had chained themselves to the final tree...  It was Frida. In front of all the cameras and reporters, Jimney ran straight to Frida with his eyes filled with tears of joy, and he promised her that he would replant the entire forest, change his ways, and sell his Multi-Billion Dollar Toothpick Company and move to Norway if she would say yes to his marriage proposal, right then and there, at that very moment... She said "yes". The wedding was held in Norway. Frida mysteriously disappeared once again a year later (this time there wasnt any goat milking involved). Jimney joined a band with Fridas Norwegian cousins, and as he tours the world promoting his new hit single, "Its A", he still continues his search for Frida to this very day.